Gee Sgt. Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

The governor of Kansas, in the wake of an F5 tornado that leveled a small town in her state, is saying that the Kansas National Guard would be useful now. Unfortunately most of them are deployed in Iraq. The good news is that none of these troops will likely be in the path of a tornado any time soon. The bad news?

Oh I don't have to tell you the bad news. You know that, don't you?