Donna and I are watching the derby coverage. She has $20 on Scat Daddy to win ( 7-1 odds ) What's to like about this horse? The experts say: " It's stalking style. " Say what? Hay what? Stalking style? Maybe this horse reminds her of me, back in the days after I first met her. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. She stalked me.
Me? I have Any Given Saturday to win. Twenty bucks. AGS is a 13-1 shot. Why'd I pick this nag? I spent hours studying the racing form. Called everyone I know who knows a lot about the Sport of Kings ( And Queens this year ).
OK. I made that up. Actually I liked the name of this horse's father, a horse by the name of Distorted Humor.