In response to Anonymous's comment on the previous post:
Ernest Goes to Camp is, indeed, in the running for best screenplay. Written by David Mamet, with help from Pete Dexter, the script was thick with memorable lines. Some of which I share with you here:
Forget it Ernest, it's Allentown.
Here's looking at you, stupid.
Of all the bowling alleys in all the world, you had to walk into this one.
We'll always have Dayton.
And, of course, the classic:
Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bbbbump bump bumpy ride in this pick-up.