I haven't written about cell phones in a while.

Have you noticed? More guys seem to be using these damn things than women. And have you made note of this? You see a guy standing there, in the produce aisle of your local market. He pulls his princess phone out of his holster, opens it up...

Like a woman opening a compact.

These guys on the phone all the time. They're like the teenage girls in that scene in Bye Bye Birdie.

Just one more neon sign flashing:

We're all fucking doomed.

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